Quote of the DWW*

    "We recognise that the failure to relocate the goalposts is a real own goal."

     The head of parks and open spaces of the city council upon recognition that the new fence installed in between the goalposts was a small planning oversight. Clearly the best way to shore up a leaky defense is to build a fence.

Courtesy of The BBC

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